adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning
officialjeffgoldblum:

blameaspartame:

My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf by Bytch Williams

some other gems by this author include

i officially don’t like being an adult but i’m also so glad im not the kid i was two/three years ago holy fuckin shit

nightmarebebe:

feministsupernatural:

#Capitalismatwork

I can’t stress this tweet enough